Morrus knocks Bubba down a lot, including one moment when Bubba goes “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”, runs at Morrus, stops, so as to trick him, starts running again, and gets clotheslined again. Morrus is in BUNKHOUSE GEAR which means dressing up like Bubba Ray Dudley. That would really have been a Mexican Death Match, because I’m not sure what constitutes one otherwise. In the crowd are THE FACES OF FEAR~! I think this match should have had lumberjack rules where you have several Mexican criminals imported from Tijuana, armed with knifes at ringside. Mexican Death Match: Hugh Morrus w/Jimmy Hart vs. A Mystery Band, whose lead singer is dressed up like The Cobra. Mystery Man II, a man named Jeff in leather jacket, nWo shirt and sunglasses, but otherwise the biggest nerd I’ve seen, interviews some of the women while a band plays. The highlight of this was one man PASSIONATELY yelling “BOOOOOOOOOOOORING”. They show some of the Miss nWo entries, and let’s just say, I’ve seen… numerous better. Having WCW guys have nWo guys beaten fairly easily makes the nWo guys look pretty weak.Įric is calling the show while sat atop a box. Totally unremarkable opener, nothing to really see. Chono catches Jericho on the top and shoves him to the floor through the table, and inside the Kenka Kick finishes. Still gets 3, but oh that Patrick, he’s a slow one. Jericho hits the Lionsault but is delayed on the cover due to his knee. Jericho with a missile dropkick for 3, which was called as a 2. Vince Russo wouldn’t come around for 2+ years, guys, cut it out! Chono gets a table out from under the ring and sets it up, but Jericho blocks a suplex through it and suplexes Chono back into the ring. I have no idea why they’re doing this, but there’s a camera guy on the floor with a camera ON A POLE which they occasionally switch to, and it’s horrid.
A clothesline – yes – also gets 3, which is called 2. Jericho makes a comeback with a spinning back elbow and a German suplex for 2, which was actually 3. Chono tries the STF but Jericho blocks it. Maybe they just really like Nick Patrick. The fans chant, “ USA !”, and Chono actually points at Jericho and asks Patrick what the chant’s all about. A fan nearby yells, “IDIOT!” Inside, Chono chops blocks out the knees. However, Chono moves and Jericho splashes the post. Jericho counters a suplay to his own and hits a spinning heel kick, followed by a springboard plancha to the floor. Chono hits a side Russian leg sweep and jumps off the top with a spear. Can I just say that I love the spot where a guy tells the dude to run off the ropes, as if to say, “We are going to do a fake wrestling sequence now, you start us off!” Meanwhile, Harlem Heat, Brian Knobbs and Arn Anderson arrive in the crowd. WHERE IS TONY SCHIAVONE~?! He’d be right at home. Nick Patrick is reffing everything on this show. The WCW guys don’t get music and get buried by the voice, whereas the nWo guys get music and a nice introduction. Jericho is announced by the mystery man as “hailing from somewhere north of the border”. THE MYSTERY VOICE announces everyone for this show. Their booth is just to the side of the entrance. There is also a light screen at the top that continuously spells out “NEW WORLD ORDER”. The ring is all black with an nWo logo in the middle, the ropes are black, and the entranceway is a big stairway with lights fitted to it. Then rock music plays and FIREWORKS~! go off. Then, a magic voice says, “This feature presentation is brought to you in LIVING COLOUR!” and then colour appeared! YES! The show properly opens with a pretty cool video package of fast-paced shots of the nWo guys talking trash spliced in with shots of Eric putting them over at a press release into a load of mics. SOMEONE GET SOME GODDAMN COLOUR INTO THIS SHOW. Hogan refers to the guys behind him, including Scott Norton, as “the Dallas Cowboys”. I can only deal with a black and white picture and sirens for background noise as a combination for so long. a few minutes – and actually got quite annoying. The show opens in black and white with everyone riding in on nWo lorries and trucks, hanging out and going “YEAH~!~!~!” This lasted quite some time – i.e.
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